MusicLetsYouEscapeLife
~Hakuna Matata Motherfucker~

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(via orgasm)


whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via orgasm)


askeatonrobert:

sexgodchadwick:

drewsukulele:

emblems (aka all of u) > 99.3% of my real friends

accurate

yeaah thats pretty much right